Why We're Incredible
We're the Starbucks of MiG flights.
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| Only two companies in the entire world can
provide MiG flights in Russia and we're one of them! (The
other is a state-run travel agency in Russia.) Beware of other
"companies" on the net that promise flights at Nizhny Novgorod,
SOKOL or at Zhukovsky Air Base (where flights have not been
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No great idea goes uncopied. Come up with a really incredible
idea and others are bound to try to copy it. We know you're smart
enough to understand that all lattes are not created equal. If
you want the best, you buy from the place that started it all.
You don't risk your happiness on a watered-down version that's
sold out of some guy's home.
To help you feel confident buying an adventure with
us, we present the following: a whole bunch of reasons you can
trust Incredible Adventures with your dreams…
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Incredible Adventures, Inc. is a registered
Florida Corporation. We can't risk doing anything wrong.
The state knows how to find us.
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We're members of the Sarasota,
Florida Chamber of Commerce and we adhere to the Code
of Ethics. Not everyone can say that.
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We work out of a real office, in a real
office building, with a real (tiny) view of the Gulf of
Mexico. We also have ugly desks, icky carpet and the whole
place could use an extreme makeover. You don't have to worry
that the money you send to us is going to buy a fancy leather
couch for our lobby. (We don't have one.)
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We have real office hours. We're at our desks from 8:30
am to 5 pm EST, waiting for you to call us...even on those
great Florida days when we'd rather be at the beach. (OK...so
we've been known to close for a major holiday or two off.
Real companies tend to do that.)
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We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover
Card. You may not know this but getting approved to accept
credit cards for high-ticket items is really, really hard.
We had to pass all sorts of credit checks and sign away our
first born children. We don't just tell you we've had lots
of customers, we show them to you. Our customers are so happy
they want to show you their faces.
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We aren't insulted if you ask for references. We'll happily
provide some. We want you to be confident you can trust us.
Our staff goes above and beyond the call of duty to make sure
you have a great time. Arrive in Moscow in December without
your winter gloves and Galina will take you shopping.
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Our customers just keep coming back. Our current record-holder
is a New York guy who's flown with us 13 times.
Look Before You Leap (or Trust But Verify)
We know there's bound to be one or two of you out there who
is actually considering "flying generic". For those of you who'd
actually consider trusting your flying dreams to anyone but Incredible
Adventures, we offer up the following list of questions to ask
"the other guys" before you give 'em any money:
1. Do you take credit cards?
If not, you really need to ask "Why not?"
2. What is your actual office address?
A Post Office Box is just a place to get mail. It won't be of
any use if you don't get your adventure and need to hunt down
the guy who took your money.
3. What is your Tax ID number and in which state are you
registered?
A Tax Identification number is the business equivalent of a Social
Security number. All real businesses have them. It's how a business
files a tax return. If you're asked to pay an individual, be afraid.
Be very afraid.
4. Can you provide me with AT LEAST THREE references?
Ask to speak to someone from your state or country or someone
with the same profession or flying experience. Otherwise, for
all you know, you're talking to the guy's cousins.
For many, flying a Russian fighter is a once-in-a-lifetime dream.
We hate to see your dream become a nightmare. We encourage you
to do your homework. Do you know who you're dealing with? Have
you run that Google search? (You never know what you'll find.
The guy listed as a contact for that fancy website may be a famous
Russian computer criminal.) Know who you're trusting to make you
happy.
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