Why We're Incredible
We're the Starbucks of MiG flights.
No great idea goes uncopied. Come up with a really incredible
idea and someone is bound to try to copy it. We know you're smart
enough to understand that all lattes are not created equal. If
you want the best, you buy from the place that started it all.
You don't risk your happiness on a watered-down version that's
sold out of some guy's home. To help you feel confident buying
an adventure with us, we present the following:
A whole bunch of reasons you can trust Incredible Adventures
with your dreams…
- Incredible Adventures, Inc. is a registered
Florida Corporation. We can't risk doing anything wrong.
The state knows how to find us.
- We work out of a real office, in a real
office building, with a real tiny view of the Gulf of Mexico.
We also have ugly desks, icky carpet and the whole place could
use an extreme makeover. You don't have to worry that the money
you send to us is going to buy a fancy leather couch for our
lobby. (We don't have one.)
- We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover
Card. You may not know this but getting approved to accept credit
cards for high-ticket items is really, really hard. We had to
pass all sorts of credit checks and sign away our first born
children.
- We're members of the Sarasota,
Florida Chamber of Commerce and we adhere to the Code of
Ethics. Not everyone can say that.
- We don't just tell you we've had lots of customers, we show
them to you. Our website is filled with photos of smiling Incredible
Adventures customers flying
Russian jets, flying
British jets, training
for space voyages or skydiving.
- We aren't insulted if you ask for references. We'll happily
provide some. We want you to be confident you can trust us.
- Our staff goes above and beyond the call of duty to make
sure you have a great time. Break your glasses in Cape Town
and our guy Nic will get them fixed in a hurry. Arrive in Moscow
in December without your winter gloves and Galina will take
you shopping. Want your girlfriend to find six dozen roses waiting
in her room at the Ritz? We'll make it happen…even if we'd rather
see you spend the money on another adventure.
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